It’s pretty interesting to see the search engine terms that bring people to my site. By far the most common one is Tater Tot Casserole, and I’m sure that those folks aren’t amused to find that a site TITLED after the recipe they want does not, in fact, include any recipes, let alone the white-trash one for which they seek. I do make tater tot casserole every couple of months or so (this IS Idaho and I AM white trash), but my olde tyme country way of making it involves no interesting ingredients, nor does it result in an exotically tasty dish. It isn’t even pretty, since I make it with the tots on the BOTTOM of the casserole, which people tell me is weird. So here’s my recipe (without pictures, since I told you it’s not pretty, interesting, or exotic):
1. Line a 8X8 baking dish with frozen tater tots. I don’t spray it first.
2. Brown a pound or so of hamburger, adding chopped onions if you feel like it, or onion flakes, or just salt-and-pepper it. Sometimes I get crazy and sprinkle a couple of shakes of ground red pepper in.
3. Whisk together a can of cream of mushroom soup and a can of water in a bowl. If your bowl is big enough, add in the hamburger and mix it all together. Salt and pepper it some more. If your bowl isn’t big enough, save the soup-and-water mix for the final layer.
4. Layer the cooked hamburger on top of the tater tots. If it wasn’t already mixed with the soup-and-water, now’s the time to pour that on top of it all.
5. Cover with foil and bake at 350 for about 45 minutes.
I’m revealing some of yesterday’s search engine terms because they make me giggle. I wonder how helpful my site has been to folks searching for the following:
Games with tater tots You know, like Tater Tot Poker or Tater Tot Twister
Mormon Tater Tot Casserole Cuz that would be the best kind, right? The Only True and Living Tater Tot Casserole on the face of the earth.
Tater Tot Casserole 20 kids Just keep doubling, sister.
My Glasses I get this one almost daily. Maybe yet another segment of pop culture of which I am unaware? If not, how many people searching the net for their glasses actually find them?
Group women lie around if only . . .
Mom’s thingies Aha! Someone else who speaks with as much precision as I do! Honey, where’s the thingy that goes with that other thingy so I can do that thing for the thing I’m going to?
What does irreverant mean? My answer: the experience on my pew during Sacrament Meeting
Why can’t I get anything done? Please, please let me know if you find the answer to this. Unless it is “Because I spend too much time on the internet.”
Naked Mormon Women If life with Madame Chaos counts, I can help you with that every single day.
Pictures of Ugly Landscaping Not the same search as the term above, right? Not in this house, of course–there is beauty all around. Emphasis on ROUND.
Some terms that come through are downright disturbing, and I won’t repeat them here for fear of drawing more sickos who will undoubtedly be disappointed with what they find here. But for all others who make their way here, I love and adore you. I might even make you some casserole.